where “hey we’re in the same timezone” is a pickup line
reblog if you don’t give a shit how your significant other looks as long as they love you, make you happy and support you in all your endeavors.
i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
these things are my favorite :)
I yelled SON OF A GUN!!! on We Heart It