Starshinee

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

fashionablemakeups:

What do you think about this nice eye makeup idea?
fischotterchen:

OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY

fischotterchen:

OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY

may4thirteen:

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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

therealbarbielifts:

ugwhereicome:

therealbarbielifts:

theresalwaysawhatif:

therealbarbielifts:

I swear to god if someone says i’m photoshopped again… -.-

no you’re perfect………………

Haha oh gosh no I’m not

Um perfect for real

Hahah I’m not!

therealbarbielifts:

ugwhereicome:

therealbarbielifts:

theresalwaysawhatif:

therealbarbielifts:

I swear to god if someone says i’m photoshopped again… -.-

no you’re perfect………………

Haha oh gosh no I’m not

Um perfect for real

Hahah I’m not!

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again
1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19