why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish
OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
I swear to god if someone says i’m photoshopped again… -.-
no you’re perfect………………
Haha oh gosh no I’m not
Um perfect for real
Hahah I’m not!
somebody needs to fucking kiss me
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19